uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
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