her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
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We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
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You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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