just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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