so explain again why im purple
no
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Randomize
