I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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