this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
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Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
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Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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