I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
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We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
It's official drugs can't kill me
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
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Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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