A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
Randomize
