I just saw a hot homeless man
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Define "chronic" masturbator.
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
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I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
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And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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