I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
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I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
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btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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