Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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