You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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