And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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