gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
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