OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
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i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
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I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
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