he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
