I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I just want nice things and good sex
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
