last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
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I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
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Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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