can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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