weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
You're earring is so big in my mouth
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the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
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I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.