remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
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It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
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If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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