God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
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