Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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