ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
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You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
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"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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