Wow word travels fast.
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
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Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
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eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
whose parrot is this?
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.