She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
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I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
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Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
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