I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
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You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
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As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.