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• (913): View more from Kansas

  I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.

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  Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?

  (913): View more from Kansas

  Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.

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• (831): View more from California

  My boss' voice literally gives me gas

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• (+44): View more from England

  I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.

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• (914): View more from New York

  How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?

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• (360): View more from Washington

  I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.

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• (580): View more from Oklahoma

  The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.

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• (518): View more from New York

  I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I'm not well. Although it could be worse.

  (248): View more from Michigan

  My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.

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