my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
Pants are for mortals