your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
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Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
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Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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