That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
meet me or not, i'm out of control
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Randomize
