Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
dude. I can hear the air.
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