there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
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Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
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I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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