Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
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