Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
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I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
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At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
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