i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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