'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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