there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
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He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize