I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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