I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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