the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Lo siento on account of my penis...
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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