Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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