we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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