If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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