Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Randomize
