5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
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