i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
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I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
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Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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