his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I have fence marks all over my body
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
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