What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
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you will always have a special place in my vag
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
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What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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