make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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