So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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