guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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