glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
My ass is underappreciated
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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