Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
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He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
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HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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