i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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