Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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