wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
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It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
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What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower