My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
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Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
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We had sex on a dog bed..
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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