I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
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Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
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Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
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