We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
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She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
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I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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