Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
It's blow job season.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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